The ABCs of real estate

Just got disc two of Modern Family in the mail and watched the first episode immediately.

"What makes a good salesman?  It's no big secret.  You just follow the ABCs of salesmanship:

Always
Be
Closing.
Don't
Ever
Forget:
Great
Home
Ideas
Just
Keep
Lurking,
Mostly
Nearby.
Often
People
Question
Realtors'
Sincerity;
Take
Umbridge.
Violators
Will
Xylophone
Your
Zone.

BOOM!  That's how you sell a house."

Thank you, all you people who said how great this show is and made us want to watch it.

And Ben, thanks for queueing it up despite my hesitation after the night of Obama'a address.

Peace!